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Tonight K (who was supposed to be sleeping) came out if his room to ask me a question. He was holding his notebook and it had some letters and numbers he had written. It said "H 1 P" and "P H 1".

K: Mom, look what I writed.

Me: Wow! You did really good. Go to bed.

K: But what does it say?

Me: It doesn't say anything. Go to bed.

K: But what does H 1 P or P H 1 say?

Me: It doesn't say anything, K, now go to bed.

K: Read it.

Me: K, it says nothing.

K: It says nothing?

Me: Yes.

K (very excited): I wrote nothing!